Ask me anything

local man sees really cool sword in pawn shop window

“holy shit” he has said

(via giggle)

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(via thebootydiaries)

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If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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the-real-daphne-blake:

the-real-velma-dinkley:
the-real-rupaul:
the-real-rupaul:
Do you ever just touch your face and think “there be bones in me skin”
Ignore me I’m on ketamine
I wish I had bones
I wish I had ketamine

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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(via panda-face-mew)

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andthenewt:
theklllers:
wugs:
IT SOUNDS LIKE A BED TIME STORY
THIS HAS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMF I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU

(via thebootydiaries)

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i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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(via otherillusions)

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mrslean:
lstname1st:
ohbaeme:
Watching this makes me happy
I did not see that coming
yoooo
This is the greatest thing ever the kid recording is losing his shit lmao

(via giggle)

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Me at my cat after putting her in a funny hat:

(via toastbutteregg)

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foewreckem:
“LOOK AT HIM GO!!!! LOOK AT HIM GO!!! LOOK AT HIM G
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LOOK AT HIM GO!!!! LOOK AT HIM GO!!! LOOK AT HIM G

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everything-is-stickers:

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(via overfierce)

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Official new posters for Captain Marvel and Avengers: Endgame released in celebration of Chinese New Year!

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